Reasons why I can't believe anyone in their right mind considers me an adult

• 8 am meeting?  Let's stay up until 3:30 reading trashy romance novels?
• Oreos?  Why, those sound like a fine breakfast!
• Lunch?  Wait, I'm supposed to eat again?  Ugh.  I'm hungry,  yeah, but there's no fooooood right here.
• OH GOD I AM SO HUNGRY AND THEREFORE ANGRY RAAARRRRGHGHG SMASH
• heheheheheheh accidental dong heheheheheheh
• Wait, you mean I'm supposed to listen to the voice mail, and then call people back?
• "Clean all the things? :(" (FYI, I laugh EVERY TIME I READ THIS)
• Fuck, I should really bring a lunch with me to work.  How about let's go to bed instead of packing one.
• DAMMIT IT'S 3 PM AND I'M AT WORK AND THERE'S NO FOOD AND I AM HUNGRY GODDAMN YOU ALL
• Spending six hours reading sex blogs, rather than do anything like, oh, laundry, cook, dishes, etc.?  Hell yeah.
• Nachos?  Totally an awesome dinner.